HO HO HO!

I have told y'all before about my Redneck buddy Leroy that owns Leroy's KwikStop on the highway heading out of town. Well, what with the global economic downturn, and not making as much with his gas pumps, Leroy has been thinking on a way to (let me get my word book...) supplement his income.

Well, he called me the other day and asked me to come by his house. He had a "Holiday Idea!" Seems Leroy has decided to build, and market a do-it-yourself Redneck Christmas Tree Kit. He asked me to bring that computer camera that Harmon's Boss Man let me keep to make promotional pictures. So I went by there, and I've gotta tell y'all, I was impressed. I think he might be on to something here.

Ain't it pretty?


Assembly required...it is "do it yourself" after all.


Shouldn't take any more than two or three evenings!

All Finished!

I like the idea. But I asked Leroy howcome he used Mountain Dew cans instead of Michelob. He said that on his first try he did. But by the time he got the first level done, he started drilling holes in his hand, and bloodied up the carpet.

By the way, he's decided not to include the cans with the kit. He said, "I can't afford to go tinkle every 5 minutes. Plus it would drive the price way up. They're on their own!"