LET'S HELP THIS OLD BOY ...

...Realize his dream!

Well, I was driving on Airline Drive today (way, way too much traffic on that road) in my ratty old truck. I was about 14 deep at a red light when a truck pulled up on my right.

It was loud. It was so loud that I couldn't even hear my radio. So, I looked over and realized that I was next to a truck that was even worse than mine. I mean, this thing looked like the fellow had bought it at the U-Pull-It Auto Parts place.

I'm always (let me get my word book...) intrigued by trucks that are worse than mine. It kinda makes me feel well off.

I looked at this old boy, and I've got to tell you, he was ugly. I mean mud-fence ugly. It was one of those "when you were born, the Doctor slapped your Momma" deals. I'm sure he's real nice, but he is ugly.

So the light finally goes green, and we start to move. I could tell he wanted to get in my lane, 'cause he hung his left arm straight out...so I let him come in front of me. When he got in front of me I saw a bumper sticker on his truck (I think it was holding his tailgate on) that made me blow Dr. Pepper all over my dashboard! I laughed and laughed and laughed!

All y'all Rednecks get out there and vote tomorrow! Let's help this old boy maybe realize his dream!