Sunday, December 6, 2009


From the mailbag, thanks to Paul the Fireguy...

Old Pilot

Ya think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


  1. Andy, glad you're back among the living, and that you haven't lost your sense of humor. Now, we must discuss why anyone would call their football bowl the "Brut Bowl". I mean, it could have been the Old Spice Bowl, huh?

  2. Staci, I appreciate the love...getting better, and probably back to work tomorrow. Dangit.

    Heh! The Brut Bowl! I'm thinking they coulda gone with "The Right Guard Bowl," or "White Rain Hairspray," or "Butch Wax Bowl." Something more conventional...

  3. Well, I don't think I want a "Brut Bowl" t-shirt. Heh heh

    Hey, I also wanta learn more about Andrew's (the five-year-old inquisitor) twin!

  4. Yeah, well, I've known I was a lesbian for a long time.


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