Thursday, April 22, 2010

For you beer drinkers...

From Dr. Jill...

After the first day of a world brewing convention  in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retire to the bar.  

Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the  best beer in
the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the  States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and I make the king of them  all. Gimme a Bud".

Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das  beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give  me a diet coke with ice and lemon please." The others stare at him in stunned  silence, amazement written over their faces. 

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you  not going to have a Guinness Pat?" 

To which Paddy replies "Well, if you girls aren't drinking, then neither am I".


  1. Guinness is quite possibly THE most overrated brew on the planet. But they have great ads.

    Speaking of beer... I think we'll start Happy Hour waaay early today. Prosit!


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