Friday, April 16, 2010

Heh! Policies...

 Walt sent me this.  And, ain't it the truth!

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. 

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. 

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. 
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. 

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. 

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. 

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here. 

And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.


  1. Let's spray Congress with cold water every time they reach for our wallets. It may take a while, but eventually they'll all learn not to do it anymore.

  2. Wow. I haven't seen this one before, but I love it!

    And, let's spray Congress with cold water just for the hell of it. They may not learn much, but we'll have some fun!

  3. Inno, Moogie, Bwahahahahahahahaha!

  4. The place where I work is planning a lawsuit. Something about corporate espionage ...


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