Thursday, July 15, 2010

Safety rules...I wonder if OSHA has set out directives on this one.

From Paul the Fireguy...


Safety is important…  please be cognizant of what you are doing. 

Unplug the shredder before clearing a jam!



Enjoy your dinner!!!

You're welcome...
Posted by Andy at 6:40 PM
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13 comments:

  1. innominatusJuly 15, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    OMG! Trying hard not to hurl!

    But if ya have a good lawyer, this should be like winning the lottery.

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  2. ooGcM taobmaetSJuly 15, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    Looks like Darwinian finger-pasta!

    My neighbor many years ago made a batch of that with his own finger tips and a handy lawnmower!

    His name was Quincy. I used to ask him how the ol' Q-tips were and guffaw mercilessly.

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  3. JimJuly 15, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Oh, Andy, you can't help it, can you?

    P.S. 'chrownin'
    'chrownin' in my own tears over this post??

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  4. AndyJuly 15, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Inno: You probably don't know this, but Paul The Fireguy is one of your fellow Oregonians. Seriously. He is now displaced in a small nation whose capitol city is Atlanta...but, he's one of y'all good Quackers.

    Steamboat: Nyuk! The old man I grew up next door to did the very same thing. Lost 3 digits as I remember, and they named a Parkway after him. Maybe I'll try that.

    Jim: True. I really can't help it. But, it's ALL Paul the Fireguy's fault.

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  5. diamond daveJuly 15, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    Fillet-o-fingers anyone?
    (Blech.)

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  6. AndyJuly 15, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    Dave, it does resemble flaky fish come to think of it.

    Nyuk!

    Now you're talkin' my language...

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  7. ooGcM taobmaetSJuly 15, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    Tell you what - my kitty would get down on that big-time. Looks kinda like salmon.

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  8. AndyJuly 15, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    Steamboat, I think you hit the nail on the noggin!

    Those shreds do look like flaked salmon. Yummm...

    Actually, we had some grilled Alaska salmon a few evenings ago. It was fabulous. And flaky...just like this chick's fingers.

    Oh man...I'm hongry now!

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  9. Dr. JillJuly 15, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    I just threw up a little in my mouth....okay... I lied....I hurdled across the room.....I am definately not nurse material....only Dr. material....I know...I know.... FREAKIN HILARIOUS!! :)

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  10. Dave (aka Buckskins Rule)July 16, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    The stupid shall be punished...but not nearly enough.

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  11. Moogie PJuly 16, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    Darwin Award nominee?

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  12. BasilJuly 16, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    Dude! That's what the Jump Break (More) feature is for!

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  13. AndyJuly 16, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    Yeah Basil, I know...I know...

    But, I was so roundly chastised for using the "read more" deal and throwing gross crap after the jump that nobody would click on it anymore.

    So, I just went with the standard "in your face" image on this one. I mean...everybody needed to see it.

    I mean...I do live to serve.

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Don't cuss nobody out, okay?

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