SOME GALS ARE JUST IGNURANT!

I'm still steamed up pretty good, but I had to tell y'all just how ignurant some gals are.

The Mrs. left this afternoon to go out to Wal-Mart with her Momma. So I decided to check up on the neighbors since nothing much was going on.

Now, we got a new neighbor lady about a week ago. Me and the Mrs. helped her unload the U-Haul, and we all got along just fine.

Now I gotta tell y'all that this gal is a good-lookin gal...I mean GOOOOOD-Lookin.

She has some pretty blonde hair (and if you promise not to tell the Mrs. that I said it...she's built like a Brick Outhouse). When the Mrs. and me were helping her move in I asked her what she did for a living, and she told me something about working at a "Gentleman's Club." I just dropped the subject, figuring that I won't ever be invited to a club like that, seeing as I'm not know well for being a gentleman.

So I get my binoculars out in order to check up on her. Just about the time I lifted the shades up I see her come out on the front porch. She opens up the mailbox, looks in it, slams the lid down and walks back inside. So I'm trying to adjust the focus on my binoculars, and she comes back outside, opens the mailbox, looks in, and slams it down again. Well, I finally I got everything focused up just right.

All at once, the Mrs. comes walking in the door back from Wal-Mart, and our brick outhouse- built blonde haired neighbor lady comes walking out on the porch doing the same thing with the mailbox, and my binoculars mysteriously disappear under the couch.

So the Mrs. asks me "what's up?" As I'm closing the window shade, I tell her that we need to go over and check on our new neighbor lady cause something's wrong (I didn't tell her how I know). So we go over there and I tell our neighbor lady "I been hearing a slamming noise over and over while I'm workin on the truck, and we were worried if you were okay."

So she tells us "Oh, I'm okay but I think I've got a problem with my stupid computer and it's driving me crazy. It keeps telling me "You've got mail."

Some gals are just ignurant! Even I know the computer's not talking about the post office. That gal don't even understand about computer letters.

But she is pretty cute. I'll put a picture up on the computer if I can figure out how to hook up my binoculars to the camera.