REDNECK HERO DEFAMED IN HOMETOWN...

Now y'all all know that Terry Bradshaw is a hero of all Rednecks. But he is even more (let me get my word book...) revered in his hometown of Shreveport. So, a recent event has disturbed a bunch of us Rednecks here in the area. Stay with me on this one...

Y'all might remember that Terry starred in a film a couple of years ago called "Failure to Launch." And in this movie, Terry exhibited full backside nudity. I'm not sure why he done it, but this article explains that he done it mostly for the shock value.

Y'all tell me that ain't worthy of "hero" status in the Redneck world!

A couple of quotes from the article:

“Not that I got a lot to show off here. But I really thought, and I think I’m right,” Bradshaw says, “you seeing my butt is a shocker.

“I just thought it shows the people that I’ve got the guts to do something like that. Which is important for me. It was kind of a brave thing for me. I got a family I got to answer to. I got kids ... my older parents and my preachers and everybody,” he says, then busts out laughing: “I’m going to have to answer for this.”

But back to the bare butt for a moment: In his playing days, the ex-quarterback got undressed innumerable times in locker rooms with plenty of people around, so he didn’t fret too much before walking to the movie set.

“Once I dropped my boxer shorts and exposed myself to the entire crew, it was kind of refreshing in a way,” he says, chortling again. “I was like: I can BREATHE.

“It was fun to do. I wish I was about 90 pounds lighter, but it was fun to do.”

Now, a few years back the City of Shreveport wanted to do something to honor Terry as a goodwill ambassador of the city, and for all his help he give folks and all. So, they renamed the Inner-Loop Expressway after him.

They named it: TERRY BRADSHAW PASSWAY

And would you believe that some Redneck seen that movie Terry made the other day, and went out there on the Terry Bradshaw Passway with a can of John Deere green paint (we know it's John Deere green, cause we know), and sprayed over the "P" on all the signs.

I'll tell you what, there is great uproar about this among the Redneck community. The word is out on the street, and somebody's gonna talk pretty soon. Y'all pray for that old spray painting boy...Rednecks don't take this kind of stuff lightly.