I LOVE DOGS!

Now, I don't love dogs like really crazy nut-job dog lovers do. I mean, I ain't ever gonna show up on Judge Wapner, or Judge Judy, suing somebody because they gave my dog a bad haircut or anything...but I do love dogs.

One of these days I am going to sit down and put together a thoughtful tribute to mans' best friend, the dog. I am going to collect (let me get my word book...) anecdotal stories, historical facts, and useful information that proves the great value of dogs to mankind.

But today is not that day. Heck, it's 78 degrees and sunny today...not gonna waste my time on something like that. I'd rather go play with the dog than brag on her.

But I got a good computer letter from a buddy in California about "Mans' Best Friend." Here it is:

"A Dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you????!!"