IS TIGER HUMAN? CHECK YEP, OR NOPE!

Nope!

His name ain't even human.

My man Tiger sunk a 23-foot putt on the 72nd hole (that's the last one in a regular golf tournament if y'all don't know) at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando to win by one stroke today.

Tiger completely (let me get my word book...) demoralized the members of the PGA Tour by winning his 9th of the last 10 PGA tournaments he played...and his 7th in a row.

Demoralized the PGA? "Heck, Tiger only won by one stroke" you might say. Let me explain. It's one thing when Tiger goes out there and wins by 7 or 8 shots. Everybody on the tour just figures "well...Tiger is just being Tiger...playing his other-worldly game. He'll have some bad weeks...we'll get him!"

On Friday Tiger was down around 20th place about 5 strokes back. He was looking awfully "human." He was having one of those "bad weeks" that the tour prays for. My man didn't even play his best game today, but reminded the tour of a few things.

1) When I'm "Super-human," I'm way better than all of you.

2) When I'm "Human," I'm still better than all of you.

3) I'm not "Human" often...so enjoy it when I am. Y'all just "Praise the Lord, and pass me the winners' check!"

Sorry boys...this is gonna be a fun season for everybody...except y'all.