ONE UGLY SIGHT!

It's gorgeous here! This afternoon the Mrs. and I were outside, and the cottonwood tree seeds were "blowin' in the wind."

I told her "Look honey, you're gonna start sneezing pretty soon." (Cottonwoods make her allergic).

She said, "I'm gonna find that Cottonwood tree in this neighborhood and cut it down."

I told her, "If you cut down a tree, you're gonna have to send Al Grover some money to plant another one somewhere else."

She snapped right back, "I'm not sending Al a penny...I'm gonna send Al Gore some brownies...baked with hash. He needs something to make him chill out."

I couldn't help myself. I said, "Baby, do you know how ugly it would be to see Big Al with the munchies? Poor old Tipper might have to run for the hills after he finishes 'em off!"

Made her laugh. My goal for the day is accomplished!