I was walking through Wal-Mart on Friday, doing the "big grocery shopping" with the Mrs. when something caught my eye. It was this -
It's a cracker on one side, and a pretzel on the other!My first thought was "Thank you Lord...the two things I love to snack on the most, Town House Crackers, and Pretzels have finally gotten married!" And Wal-Mart had them on sale for $2 a box. I'll tell you what, I splurged. I even went back and picked up a can of Kraft Roasted Garlic Cheddar squeezie cheese for $2.99 to help celebrate the marriage!
I was so excited I couldn't barely stand it. Friday night I broke 'em out right before bedtime (you know, that's the healthiest time to eat crackers and squeezie cheese). So I'm watching Law & Order reruns, got the package ripped open, squeezed up some cheese, bit down and almost vomited. If it hadn't been for the gallon of water I used to wash it down with I think I would have.
Those things are terrible. They don't taste like a cracker or a pretzel. They taste like...(I'm gonna resist using potty-mouth words here ) something you wouldn't want to put in your mouth. Y'all know that I don't like divorce, but this is one knot that needs untying!
That little Keebler Elf has really let me down! Don't waste your $2. Two thumbs down...no Three thumbs down! Awful. Really awful.
On the side of the box it says you can Dunk It! Drizzle It! Top It! or Munch It!
I found out that you can also crumble 'em all up and put 'em in the bird feeder. Probably a mistake! I've been outside this morning, and the birds ain't even chirping...probably couldn't find any water.
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