This afternoon the Mrs. told me, "Andy, you're looking kind of rough...and you're smelling kind of rough!"
Now, that is female code for "Andy, shave your face and take a bath." Well, I was in a hurry so I was sitting in the bathtub shaving. I guess my hands were a little soapy and I dropped the razor in the water. That would have been fine, except it's a Remington Electric Cord Razor.
Fortunately the plug is far away enough from the tub that it came unplugged after only a few seconds. There's a bright side to everything though. I did survive, and have a really nice tan from the belly-button down.
I told the Mrs. about it. She just laughed and laughed. My goal for the day was accomplished. I told y'all that it gets harder all the time to make her laugh.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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I have told you a thousand times not to take 110 Volts into your bath with you. You could now be dead and I intended to nominate you for President. Now, I doubt that you are smart enough. Of course, you could switch to a shower or not bathe at all.
ReplyDeleteHaven't I told you a thousand times that 110 volts dropped into the bathtub can KILL!!
ReplyDeleteHope you don't have some kind of self-destruction complex.
You are too young and good looking for that.
Cowdad
Trying to hide your identity huh Peagreen...you're just too gentlemanly to mess with my head.
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten that you told me not to take 110 volts in the tub with me. I guess you should have told me 1,001. It could have saved a "shocking" moment...but I wouldn't have the nice lower-body tan.
As far as being nominated for President: If nominated, I will not run...if elected, I will not serve!