EARTHQUAKES IN RENO, NEVADA!!!

Hey y'all,

I knew that something was up with all the earthquakes around Reno, Nevada. It turns out that Dr. Ron Paul's supporters were planning to counter the aliens that had "jumped ship" in their plans to endorse John McCain for President of the US, in and around Phoenix, Arizona.

The Nevada alien supporters of Dr. Ron Paul have pulled two coups. They have scared the tinkle out of every thinking person in Reno by causing these earthquakes (I think to keep every sane Republican close to home), and took over the Nevada Republican convention by packing it with supporters of Dr. Ron Paul (those aliens aren't afraid of earthquakes...just ask George Noory).

It looks to me like Dr. Ron Paul's supporters are trying to steal Mitt Romney's delegates (which he has thrown over to John McCain) at the Republican Convention. Heck, there might be riots in Minnesota if that happens.

Well, never mind! When I typed that last sentence on the computer I realized how ignorant it was. "Riots in Minnesota!!!!" (Never mind...maybe a "visitation," or an "abuduction," but not a riot.)

Oh yea, here is the article about the big controversy at the Nevada Republican convention last Saturday. Y'all pray for those folks in Reno. The ground is shaking so bad that the slots are coughing up quarters.