IT'S A CONSPIRACY...

Well, a couple of days ago Miss Teen Louisiana was arrested after walking a ticket at Posado's Mexican restaurant. That restaurant is about 1/4 mile from my house, and I didn't hear nothin'...no sirens, nothing! It seems that she and 3 other chicks decided to eat, drink, and not pay. The Shreveport Times has the story here...

It also seems that Miss Teen Louisiana was in possession of Mary Jane. I'm one of the few, the proud, the Libertarians that don't care about marijuana. I've never taken a puff myself. But if you're gonna make mj possession a crime, then shut down distilleries, and breweries (don't know if I spelled those words right).

But heck...you don't walk a ticket at a restaurant...unless you are blonde!!!

So, I'm thinking that this Lindsey Evans chick is part of a conspiracy to make beauty pageant contestants seem to be air-headed. I'll just bet you that Obama put her up to it...

How can we ever trust a Vice President that was once in a beauty pageant? And we all know how rotten basketball playing gals are...lesbos for sure. And we all know that good looking women can't be trusted.

Suspiciously, her arrest comes at a time when our ugly old broad Senator Mary Landrieu is running for reelection.

GOOD LOOKING GIRLS...BAD!

SARAH PALIN...BAD!

THE UGLY OLD BROADS...GOOD!

I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy. But what does a stupid old Redneck know?