LENO...

I don't stay up late enough to watch The Tonight Snow with Jay Leno. But my local talk radio station (710 KEEL) runs a two minute segment every morning called "Last Night on Tonight." It's the highlights of Leno's comedy monologue from the previous show.

This morning I heard Jay say this (paraphrased):

"I was watching a documentary last night about Christmas...I didn't know this...did you know that Mary, Joseph, and Jesus only spent one night in the manger?...yea...only one night...they wanted to stay longer, but the Bethlehem authorities came by and said...

...you folks are gonna have to move along...NO NATIVITY SCENES ARE ALLOWED ON PUBLIC PROPERTY."