NAKED GOVERNORS...

Y'all have probably seen by now the story about this artist in Chicago that is painting a naked picture of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevichiskiski.

From the Chicago Tribune article:

The scene imagines Blagojevich handcuffed and wearing an orange jumpsuit pulled down to his knees.

Among the onlookers is a guard, with a look of grim determination, pulling on a rubber glove.

The painting, which is taking Elliott a little over a week to finish, is titled: "The Cavity Search."

That's pretty funny really. This is the same guy that painted a naked Sarah Palin...truthfully, I think I'd rather look at that.

A nude portrait of the governor, by artist Bruce Elliott, is nearly complete and will hang on the wall of Elliott's wife's bar, the Old Town Ale House, next to his infamous depiction of a naked Sarah Palin. It is the next installment in what Elliott loosely calls his "nude governor series."

I got to thinking about that "naked governor series" this old boy is working on. And I'll tell y'all, there are just some governors I don't want to look at naked. Take a look at the pictures of US Governors here.

Okay, Janet Napolitano, Jodi Rell, Ruth Minner, and Linda Lingle should never be naked. Ever. Ever. Even if they're taking a bath they should remain clothed...preferably up to and including the face.

Now to the guys. I don't want to see my Govenor Bobby Jindal naked. I'll bet his scrawny rear end...well, never mind. Haley Barbour of Mississippi...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...walrus time there!

Billy Bob Richardson of New Mexico & Jim Doyle of Wisconsin...chunk-blowing time folks.

Truthfully, there aren't but two or three there on the list that I think could pull it off...one has already been mentioned in this post, and you can probably figure out the others on your own.