O'BAMA CELEBRATES ST. PAT...

...And who better to do it?

Probably not since JFK have we had a President more qualified than O'Bama to celebrate!

After all, he is Irish (black Irish).

And obviously some time in his past he went over and french-kissed the Blarney Stone big-time. I'm pretty sure he left a hickey on it... In fact, I think he frenched off a piece of it to keep in his pocket for future use.

I'll bet he's glad he wore that cool green shirt and those saggy pants, too. I mean, that old boy's skin is so thin that if he got pinched it sure would leave a mark...probably a blood blister. Tee Hee Hee, I bet he'd go "tell" the teacher, too. And grow another wart.

I hope he's inviting Teddy to his big party at the Green House. It looks like he's prepared for Ted's "arrival." I know I'm kinda ignorant about Irish stuff, but do they always bring their own plumber's friend to their parties? I guess it's always good to be prepared...

I'll bet he was an O'Boy Scout...I feel safe...