I AM SOON TO BE FABULOUSLY WEALTHY...

...but don't worry, I will not forget "the little people."

I don't know...once, twice, maybe seven thousand times a day I am informed by e-mail that some rich Nigerian needs my help in transferring gozillions of dollars to the US, and I will profit with several hundred million just to help 'em out. And just as often, I have received a "contract award" from some other upstanding African.

Now, don't be shocked if you have been made the same offer. Heck, Africa is just chock-full of rich, deposed princesses. But today, I got an e-mail that is a new twist (at least to me) on this shysterism.

I'm gonna paste the e-mail in here so that you can also cash in on "the real Nigerian contract awards." Do not be fooled by pretenders. I just had to laugh...She's from Texas (you can tell by her accent)...

Dear: MA / SIR

I am Mrs. Killy Susan, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New
Braunfels Texas. My residential address is as follows. 108 Crockett Court. Apt
303, New Braunfels Texas, United States. I am one of those that executed a
contract in Nigeria years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over
$20,000 trying to get my payment all to noavail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my contract documents,
And I was
directed to meet Barrister billmy Harmonny, who is the member of CONTRACT
AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me.

He said that those people that is contacting us through emails are
fake. Then he
took me to the paying bank, which is Stanbic IBTC Bank Ltd, and I am the
happiest woman on this earth because I have received my contract funds of
$5Million USD. Moreover, Barrister billmy Harmonny, showed me the full
information of those that have not received their payment,and I saw
your name as
the beneficiary, and your email address, that why i decided to email you and
tell you to stop dealing with those people,they are not with your
fund, they are
only making money out of you. I will advice you to contact Barrister Billmy
Harmonny now.

You have to contact him direct on this information below.

Name Barrister Billmy Harmonny
Email: barrbillmy@post.ro
Tel: +234-802-914-8658
Office Address: 13, Cole Street, Ikeja Lagos Nigeria.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that is contacting you and
telling you that your fund is with them why your fund is not with
them, they are
only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have
nothing to eat.

The only money I paid was just $520 for IRS permit, which you know, So
you have
to take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, i will
advice you
to contact Barrister Billmy Harmonny so that he can help you to finalize your
fund transfer instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you
around asking for different kind of money to complete your transfer.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs. Killy Susan.

Nyuk...the sad thing is that some moron is gonna call ole' Barrister Billmy...ignorant...