THERE SHOULD BE PANDELIRIUM ON THE LEFT TONIGHT!!!

If you think those rube Tea Party Baggers were happy...well...you ain't seen nothing yet! FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY...the first Bush Administration operative has been tried, convicted, and sentenced. And it's good and dadgummed time!!!

The first domino fell today when a female US Journalist was convicted of "spying," and sentenced to 8 years in prison by the most independent (and just) courts on the face of the planet in the Islamic Republic of Iran. The left must be salivating tonight. Today, Bush spies...tomorrow CIA torture experts...day after tomorrow, Bush and Cheney!!!!


That's right my friends, today Roxana Saberi, an evil Bush spy (and former Miss North stinkin' Dakota), learned her fate. 31-year-old Roxana (if that is her real name) is supposedly a dual-citizen of Iran and the US. This chick was slick! But while spying on the Persian donkeys...she made two fatal mistakes.

According to news reports, she had contributed to National Public Radio, and the BBC. That's where she screwed up! Everybody knows that NPR & the BBC have been right-wing tools of Cheney/Bush for the last 8 years. I'm pretty sure that was what raised red flags in Tehran...leading to her arrest "in late January." Hmmm...I wonder if she was arrested after January 20...

But it don't matter! She is obviously guilty! I mean, an Iranian "closed doors" court said she is, so she must be.

I blame Bush. The man obviously hates women, and sent his operative in there knowing that eventually she would be found out. He don't care...he's evil...he'll squeeze a turnip for juice, drink it, and throw the root to his cattle. Evil I tell ya'...EVIL!

But there is "hope" for Roxana. We now have President Obama in charge of things. If you are a guy, I'll bet you a quarter...if you are a gal, I'll bet you a Yankee Dime that within a few days President Obama will make a "personal appeal" to AquaVelvaJad over there in Persia for her release.

Miraculously, poor old (duped by Bush to do his bidding) Roxana will be released as a gesture of "goodwill" by our newest buddy in the Gulf!

I've got some grace behind poor Roxana Saberi. She is young and still easy to influence with stuff like "loving your country," and "working for the President," and seeing the plight of Iranian women getting killed by their husbands if they look sideways at 'em, and quite possibly the most insane human yet to get his hands on nuclear weapons. Bush took advantage of her, and now she's paying the price.

But I've got confidence! Now we've got Barack Obama. She'll be home for May Day. Of course, I don't know why you'd want to go home to Fargo, North stinkin' Dakota...but I reckon it beats the alternative...