Y'all know W talks Mexican don't ya? Some folks say he talks Mexican better than American! I'll bet Obama can't talk Mexican. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if the teleprompter guy pulled a Cinco de Mayo joke on Obama, and put his words up in Mexican? Just thinking... Nyuk...Hi y'all! I'll give y'all a heads up. I think they're running a big special at Taco Bell on burritos and stuff. I sure hope they do a better job of stocking up on beans and junk than Popeyes did with their chicken on Merry Earth Day!
Personally, I don't see why it's such a big hairy deal. Think about it. All of Mexico, and about 1/3 of America throws a big blowout party to celebrate a military victory by the Mexicans over the French...the stinkin' French! Whoopity Crud!!! Yeah, that's really really really something to brag about. Ignorant...Heck, every nation that ever went to war against France could do that. If everybody did that, then the calendar would be filled up worldwide with doing nothing but celebrating! Victory over the French...BIG.STINKIN'.DEAL.
But go get your discount at Taco Bell anyhow. Heh...go in there and ask 'em if you can have french fries with your taco happy meal. See what the youngster behind the counter says. I'm gonna go to Popeyes and tell 'em I want that big taco special they've been advertising.
Just some random junk:
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when some moron went into an adult bookstore/sex toy shop in Alexandria, LA and started stuffing items in his shorts. Now, you've got to be pretty desperate for kinky to go in and steal junk from a sex shop. C'mon! I can see somebody stealing bread, or jewelry, or liquor, or DVDs...but stealing __________(well, you fill in the blank)?
And the wussy clerk just let the guy do it...ignorant...
And what's up with Iran? I think they've gone soft on their visceral hatred for women. It seems that an adulterous couple was sentenced to death by stoning. But the chick got off the hook. This is just not the Iran that I know! What was the Revolution for anyway, if not to keep women under the heel? I can see this getting out of control real quick if AquaVelvaJad don't get a handle on it.
Some funnies...if you think you're having a tough day...I will call this section of the post,
GALS HAVING A BAD DAY... (click on the picture to look at it big)
I don't know if she's blond...the wall she just busted is in the way...
Grandma might have been a blond in her younger days. Hey Gran...little early in the day to be getting started ain't it?And the topper of all toppers. Hey, they're pretty, but...
(click on it) Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk
Y'all have a merry Cinco de Mayo! Hug a Mexican (but put on a mask first or you might get the Mexico Hog Flu). Don't drink too much. And don't make a pig out of yourself at the Fiesta!
Dad Gum It, I miss W.
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel about the Tigers and high hopes. I'm a Sooner fan if they win or lose. Kind of like it when they're not doing so great because then I can stretch out my legs on that bandwagon! It is my hope, though, that one day we go to a bowl game and actually win. :)
Staci, y'all were really good last season. Just so you'll know, I am an LSU homer, and an SEC homer. But I must say that The Big 12 really impressed me last season. And, but for the bad week in Big D, I'd have picked y'all over my SEC boys. But for us fans, there's always next year, unless we croak.
ReplyDeleteI miss Dubya (the man) too. With all the gripes I had with W, he certainly is a fine man. I hope he has a long, happy life. I would not wish on my worst enemy the political hell he had to live through.
US President is the toughest job in the world when taken seriously. The whole world weighs a lot...
I hear ya! I can't wait until Obama's hair turns gray because you know it will, unless he buys some "Dark and Lovely".
ReplyDeleteI should slap myself for saying that.