Bells, whistles, confetti falls...woowoowoowoo! Congratulations to all!
The answer is: You ask either brother, "If I were to ask your brother which road leads to town, what would he tell me?" The truth teller would point to the wrong road, as would the liar. You would therefore take the opposite road that either pointed to.
Now comes the hard part. How do I award my stellar prize to three winners?
I'm thinking I could cut my stupid yellow lab, Sadie, up into three pieces and ship 1/3 to each...but I may not make precise cuts, and one winner may be shortchanged.
Or, I could put her on a rotation with the three winners, each having her retarded company for 4 months of each year.
Or, I could take bids from the three winners. Yes, let's do that. I will take bids from the winners. The two highest bidders will NOT receive Sadie. The cheapskate will find her on their doorstep soon...very, very soon.
Thanks for playing everybody. And for those of you that did not know the answer...you may count yourself fortunate!
Uh, I cheated. I must forfeit.
ReplyDeleteI cannot allow Sadie to be vivisected. I must forfeit too...
ReplyDeleteYAY! Walt gets a dog!
ReplyDeleteThis ain't working out like I planned...
ReplyDeleteWhy, were you just wanting to cut Sadie up into three pieces?
ReplyDeleteNot really, Two Dogs. I was just trying my hand at extortion. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI figured that I could make a few bucks and get Sadie off my hands at the same time. Sigh.
Okay then...I've learned not to screw around with GoogleCheating liars that "claim" to have cheated, and also people that use words like "vivisected."
My only hope is that Walt will fork over a few bucks to save the life of a poor, stupid animal.
If nobody comes up with any coins...hmmmmm....
I'll ship Sadie to Staci!
Happy to take the dog.... As long as she is accompanied by a wire transfer receipt, verified by me, of $1,000,000 into my Swiss account, along with the title for your 250 foot yacht and a lifetime supply of yacht fuel and prepayment of the crew for the next ten years.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, just send me the ears, they might make nice coin purses.
Then the ears it is! I'm gonna miss her...but a deal is a deal.
ReplyDeleteThe other winners are going to feel great guilt over this for the rest of their natural lives.
Going once...going twice...
I'll just take the dog. I think Obammie might tax the rest. And I bet Sadie could kick that Kennedy-type socialist living-in-the-white house dog's a**, too.
ReplyDeleteWho dat, you say???
I of course mean the Portugese water dog that was NOT of course purchased for a photo op. Or given by Ted to gain favor, whatev.
Come on, Sadie, you look like an Okie dog.
Staci, thank you for the offer. My actual plan was to extort funds from the winners. FAIL.
ReplyDeleteNo, my Okie friend, I would not burden another human with Sadie's stupidity. Bad karma...nyuk!
And I will resist the temptation to reply to your "Okie dog" comment, except to say that there is not likely a sweeter, prettier dog in Okieland...and definitely not one half as ignorant.
Sadie is purty....
ReplyDeleteWe have all seen dogs that if WE owned....
We would shave it's behind and teach it to walk backwards.
Walt...nyuk...and TRUE! If she wasn't so pretty, and so sweet she would already belong to another family...or be in doggie heaven.
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