They come in "THREES"

I've heard my whole life that "bad news comes in threes."

Today we learn from the news that 1) Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson have died...just following the death of 2) Ed McMahon. So, I'm wondering who else will take "the dirt nap" in order to complete the "bad news trilogy," besides Farrah & Ed?

Rest easy, you parents of young boys! Michael is no longer a threat...and the good news is that his corpse won't take too long to finish rotting.

And, we also learned in the last few days that 1) Mark Sanford (R) SC, and 2) John Ensign (R) Nevada, are disgraced adulterers. Who will be the next (R) to be publicly disgraced?

Trust me...the next shoe will fall. I have it on good authority from computer letters...