Saturday, June 13, 2009

WHEN IS SEPTEMBER GONNA BE???

It's a Saturday afternoon. It's too hot to finish cutting grass. There is nothing worth looking at on TV. There is a book I want to read, but I'd have to go to the store and buy it...and I just can't quite work up the energy.

When is September gonna be this year?

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  1. Why would they put uSCCC and Hawaii on this video? That is just weird. It is CLEARLY marked as NCAA College Footbaw Highlights 2008.

    I am thinking that footbaw starts just like the small engine repair shop keeps telling me about my lawn mowering device, next Tuesday or Wednesday.

    I can't hardly wait. We Suck opens the season against Jack-troit State "University." There is sure to be some gunplay.

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  2. TD: I knew without a doubt that you would make the point that uSCCC videos should not qualify to be placed on any video about college football.

    And my friend, you did NOT disappoint me.

    Man, how bad is it gonna be in Starkville if Jackson State pulls it off? I would NOT want to be anywhere in the Golden Triangle if that happens.

    Well, come to think of it, I really don't want to be there period...

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  3. It shall be just like when WE Suck made it to the Final Four.

    Just like Somalia.

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  4. Andy, that was a great video until Coltie got in it and then Tim the Circumcisor talked. Then I just lost all interest, and actually felt like throwing up a little. I can say though, that I'd just been over to Two Dogs and watched the video about forms of government and I was feeling all depressed and suicidal and then I came here and felt like living again because I knew one day football would begin anew. (Fancy talk)

    I believe 83 days from right now, at just this time, OU will be in action. It'll be the 2nd quarter and we'll be up by 21. Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about, Cosmo the Cougar.

    I have this fear somehow that Obama is going to screw with the fall football schedule. It'll be on for sure, then. Anarchy.

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  5. 83 DAYS?!?!?!? My guy told me next Tuesday or Wednesday! I am now going to start cutting myself.

    And you say that the video at my blog was depressing?

    I simply cannot survive another 83 days without college footbaw. I. CANNOT. DO. IT.

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  6. Yeah TD...the Golden Triangle ain't a good place to be on a good night...I know that you know.

    Man, go buy you a new mower. Heck, those guys at the repair shop will string you along with their "next Tuesday" junk until football season starts. Your yard will be two feet tall, your neighbors will hate you, snakes will nest...and then you won't cut it because REAL LIFE has returned.

    Get you a new one...just some friendly, unasked for advice...

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  7. I may join you in the cutting if I have to hear ONE MORE THING about that young messiah disguised as an alligator. Does Obama know that he is not the only ONE?

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  8. Staci: I intentionally posted this video because I knew you were just "panting" to see your boyfriend TT...and that Two Dogs had not seen enough USC football since the season ended.

    Now, keep in mind that Timmy's little speech was made right after getting his hiney handed to him by Ole' Miss...if that's any consolation...

    Please don't fall into the trap of becoming suicidal over little, unimportant stuff about "forms of government" junk. Heck, it's only 83 days...

    And I'll warn you again...the Cougars are just as excited about it as the Sooners. I don't have a dog in the fight myself...I'm just ready for the bell to ring...

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  9. Andy, I honestly didn't notice the Gamecocks on the video, but then again, they ARE on the East side of the Championship Conference.

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  10. It really makes me cringe when you say, Andy, that the Cougars are chomping on the bit. I start having flashbacks to some Idaho team out in sunny Arizona......

    Two Dogs, may I borrow your cuttin' knife. You're right, 83 days is an eternity.

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  11. TD: Please accept my apolgies, sir! It's just that not everyone knows the shorthand for uSCCC...

    Staci: As a life-long, die-hard LSU Tiger fan I have learned that those are "just the kind of games" to beware of...the ones you should obviously win...

    Man...when is September gonna be?

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