Nobody knows for sure what the gunk is, but Petty Officer 1st Class Terry Hasenauer says the Coast Guard is sure what it is not.
"It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.
"It's definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, it's some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism."
Well, I guess it could be Ted Kennedy...but I don't imagine he's done much swimming lately, being sick and all.
I'll tell ya'! Sarah Palin calls it quits, and the whole place falls apart...
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