The "Hole In The Head Gang"

There is a story out of metro New Orleans that is just funny. It's not hilarious, but it gave me a chuckle.

Armed Robbers in St. Bernard Forgot The Loot.

St. Bernard (yes, they named their town after a puppy dog) is a small town just a few miles Southeast of New Orleans. It seems that a clever band of thieves...lead by a real Butch & Sundance (or Paco & Luis) knocked over a restaurant.

And these Mexicans were were daring, too! This was a broad-daylight robbery (11 a.m.)...with guns and everything!

But they made a couple of mistakes. The first mistake was leaving anyone alive to identify them. Every good thief knows better!

These four amigos were compassionate, only tying up the employees and customers after having the safe opened.

Mistake #2. These geniuses forgot to appoint a mule to carry the loot. I can just see these guys, as they sped away from the scene of the crime, ready to divvy up the haul.

"Miguel, start splitting up the dinero." "Dinero? I don't have no stinkin' dinero, Pablo, I thought you had it."

"Excremento!"

Mistake #3. They forgot to cover up their license plate.

The suspects fled the scene in a 2006 white Dodge Durango with a Texas license plate reading TFR014 its registered to a Fernando Lopez. Officers believe the vehicle is still in the area.

So, if you know this Fernando Lopez, please have him call the St. Bernard Sheriff's Office at 504-278-7630. He won the drawing for the 2010 Sugar Bowl tickets, and they need him to come by the office to pick them up.