Friday, September 25, 2009

HANDCUFFS, A CAGE, OR A BUTT WHIPPIN' IN ORDER???


Look, I've got a 13 year-old son that has "issues." But c'mon! East Baton Rouge Parish law enforcement officers have WAY more to do than look for a kid that is obviously not supervised. Trust me...I have worked in EBR Parish, and I pity the Po-Leese!

C'mon Ma!...break out the Scrabble board or something...maybe a "chess match," or a "crossword puzzle frenzy," or just a friendly game of Twister might keep the boy occupied, so you don't have to send the lad to a hospital. I know this sounds really judgmental...because it is.

I hope this young fellow makes it. I really do.

3 comments:

  1. Yep, there's a supervision problem there.

    I about had to diagram the first sentence of that article to figure out what it said....

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  2. The obvious problem is the kid's name! His Mother went and named him,"Sharkmen"! Who in hell wouldn't rebel against all and sundry after carrying a moniker like that all his twelve tender years!

    I suggest the lady change the boy's name to "Bat-men" or "Super-men" or "Spider-men", names that are considered "cool"!

    Lord almighty, some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.

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  3. Good observation dmorris, Sharkmen sounds like some name a blogger would use, not something you'd hang around a kid's neck for life.

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