Friday, September 25, 2009

In defense of ACORN...

Everybody's been piling on poow widduw ACORN now for a while, and I think it's awful ugly of everybody!

ACORN is a valuable organization filled with highly ethical, compassionate, and obviously very bright folks.

Have you seen the two scoundrels that passed themselves off as a pimp & a ho?

Yep, this is them...the devious, underhanded James O'Keefe, and Hannah Giles. These are the two that ACORN employees believed were a ho & her pimp, and tried to help break about 47 laws. Look at 'em! He is obviously a dead-ringer for a pimp. I mean, don't he look like every pimp you've ever seen walking into an ACORN office in the lowest rent part of Baltimore?

Don't he?

And I'm sure that white hos with no tattoos, all their teeth, and a tanning bed glow are a dime a dozen in the Maryland slums! I'm sure of it. So, it is no wonder that these two were helped by ACORN to "get ahead in life." And I commend those really, really, really smart ACORNers for doing all they could to hep! As a side note, this is proof that ACORN is not a racist outfit. They are willing to help pimps & hos, regardless of the color of their skin. See!

Now it is being reported that ACORN is suing these two deceiving miscreants, and the equally rotten Andrew Breitbart. I say, "good on 'em!" That Breitbart character is hell-bent on destroying modern American culture with his evil "Big Hollywood" blog. And obviously, he's also out to destroy Hope and Change with his "Big Gubmit" blog. Bastard...

Think about it. Put yourself in ACORN's shoes. Let's say that you are the CEO of a large national restaurant chain, or grocery store chain. How would you like it if some evil bastards like...oh, let's say 60 Minutes...sent hidden cameras into two or three selected locations and filmed employees peeing in the sink or something? How would you like it if the airing of that obviously doctored footage caused your ruin? Hey...how would YOU LIKE IT?

I think a lawsuit is quite in order. Forget the fact that ACORN owes something just south of a million big ones in back payroll taxes to the Feds, and likely that much to the various States in which they operate. Those silly obligations can be taken care of later...after they spend all their money hiring Larry the Lounge Lawyer to screw these three into the ground.

Look, y'all lay off of the ACORNers!!! I mean, without ACORN, Hope & Change just might die a grizzly, and untimely death.

3 comments:

  1. We were talking at work the other day about how none of us had ever heard of ACORN until the election. And they've been around for years, and we all live in "communities" and there hasn't been any "action" from them - oh wait, none of of live in NE OKC, that might be the problem, and we have JOBS (hence the talking-at-work thing). I think this group has been RACIST toward us because of where we live and that we work and we ought to sue them. Ya think?!!

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  2. Staci, Sue 'em! I mean everybody deserves good representation in the Oval Office!

    I would bet that y'all could find some judge that would find in your favor, and force the A-CORNrolls to set up shop in NE OKC. Y'all might finally be able to climb up the ladder to success, and be drugged up from poverty.

    Sue 'em! I'll pitch in a few bucks for the lawyer.

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  3. Hannah Giles should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom for what she did.

    And she is easy on the eyes.

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