The "MTV" crowd is a bunch of pansies!!!

I got to thinking about this big controversy that Kayayayayanga West started at the MTV (whatever that is) Awards. And it struck me square between the eyes what a big bunch of pansies attend the MTV Awards.

Just imagine if something like this had happened at the CMA!

Let's just pick a "category." Say, "Female Song of The Year." The nominees are Faith Hill, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and The Reba...."And the winner is...Taylor Swift!" The crowd goes wild, and Taylor takes the stage to give her "thankees." About that time, Tim McGraw runs on the stage, grabs the mikiephone and says, "I'm gonna let you finish up darlin', but Faith had a WAY better record than yorn!"

Can you imagine what would happen? Even though Tim is a highly respected member of the Country Music community, I suspect that Toby Keith (who is about 7 feet tall, and 3 feet wide), Trace Adkins (who is about 10 feet tall, and 4 feet wide), Billy Currington, Clint Black, George Strait, Brooks & Dunn, all of the living members of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Loretta Lynn, Jo Dee Messina, The Reba, and even 88-year-old Little Jimmy Dickens would have mounted the stage, and opened up a can of whoopass on Tim that he would not soon forget...should he somehow retain brain function in the aftermath.

I can just hear the cursing, see the boot tips landing, and Kenny Chesney standing off to the side hollering "Y'all get him! Take that Tim! "Live like you were dyin'... my butt!" Where's my hat at?"

The MTV crowd is a bunch of wusses.

Good grief, it just crossed my mind as to how bad it would be if Kangagagayaya West had pulled his stunt at the CMA. I know how it would be reported...

Make up your own headline...