Okay...I lied!

I lied twice. I told y'all that all you get is jokes today.

And, a while back I told y'all that I had given you your last warning about having dangerous animals around.

Like I said...I lied! Geez Louise! If I could possibly get through one stinkin' week without reading a story like this, I would die a happy man.

Most of y'all don't know that my number 2 son (now 27) was almost a victim when he was three years old. It was the most harrowing event of my life. I will not detail it, because I do not want to re-live it in my mind.

But the damned things should all be spayed, or neutered, so that their demonic genes might one day disappear from the canine population.

But if you are crazy enough to tolerate those demonic dogs...well, just go on ahead and keep one around.

But don't say I didn't warn you...