Still my favorite piece from The Onion...

With the nip of Fall in the air, and both college and pro football well under way, it is once again time to bring out the whuppin' stick of funny. From the archives of The Onion...

NFL Meteorologists Warn Steaming Black-Guy Heads Occurring Later Every Year

NEW YORK—Steaming black-guy heads, the traditional sign of approaching winter for generations of football fans, have been occurring later in the season with every passing year, a fact that may be evidence of a climatic change with long-term effects on football itself, top scientists in the meteorological department of the National Football League said in a study released Monday.

Click to read the whole piece. You will thank me...