I've been "Walkin' the floor" when I should have been sleeping (for the last several months), worrying that Apophis was gonna slam directly on my head in 2036. I will not try to 'splain how much I worried about this...it would be futile to attempt to convey the sheer terror of it all!
Thanks be to NASA...it looks like it ain't gonna happen!
I mean, how sad would it be to have lived 77 years, braving the slings and arrows of life, raising younguns, burying the old folks with great sobbing tears...only to get kilt by a rock?
So, I can now move on to worrying about other junk...like the crops of the world disappearing in 2010 because the "honey bees" all disappeared back in 2007, and the Mayans (real sharp science guys, btw), who say it's gonna all be OVER in 2012. Just check their calendar if you don't believe me! SO THERE!
I'm really grateful to NASA for relieving all my stress and junk. I'm sure that just a few million dollars from NASA's budget were spent on telling us not to worry about junk we were previously worried about. I'm breathing much better now.
Now I'm just wondering when I'm gonna get my danged "Jet-Pack" that they said I'd be riding around on by "The Turn Of The Century." I remember looking at the films back in the 60's...
Well, I reckon George W. Bush probably put the kaibosh on the jet pack deal right after his election...I mean, he done screwed up all the fun from life. It must be his fault...
Sheesh...
I think I'll try to think of all the things that GW Bush must be responsible for. I will need a whole bunch of those little memory stick things to save the data on, because, heck, everything since the beginning of TIME is his fault. heh.
ReplyDeleteGeez, wonder how many thousands of kabillions of worthless US dollars that cost to figger out? :)
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