An LSU fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Arkansas joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am an Arkansas grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's an Arkansas grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's an Arkansas grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The LSU fan says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."