Nyuk!

My brother-in-law is an ex-Big Biz executive from Dallas, that has moved back to, and is reclaiming the old family farm near Ozark, Arkansas. Rural life is, of course, much different from the Big Town.

He was here for Christmas yesterday, and told me that he was at the Co-Op, and ran into a couple of guys he knows. One is about 30, & the other about 20. They were talking, and some guy walked past wearing some funky-looking shoes that they all noticed.

After the fellow was out of ear-shot, my brother-in-law said, "You don't see too many metrosexuals around Ozark."

The other fellows didn't respond for a while. But, then the 20 year old asked, "Ken, does that mean he's got boy parts, and girl parts, too?" Brother-in-law kept a straight face, and figured it was useless to try to explain "metrosexual." So, he replied, "Well Louis, if he did have both kind of parts, which kind would you like to see?"

Big-eyed, Louis said, "Ken...I think I'd like to see them girl ones."