Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Oh, those Cuh-razee Ukranians...

Y'all might be old enough to remember "Pop-Rocks" candy. Heck, they may still have 'em for all I know. They were that candy you put in your mouth, and then it would kinda make a small explosion in your mouth.

Well, back when The Mrs. and I were dating, she had this little dog named "Susie." We decided to give her some Pop-Rocks just to see what happened. I'll swear, it was funny...don't tell the PETArds, okay???

Well, it seems that some dude in the Ukraine has kicked it up a notch.

I'm tellin' y'all, there are dufuses everywhere...but one less now...

A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said.

Posted by Andy at 7:52 AM

3 comments:

  1. PaulDecember 9, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Once again, Andy, we call those folks "Job Security!"

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  2. BuckDecember 9, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Dang. Of course one wonders what the Hell he was doing with explosives that are that powerful. Just...you know... layin' around?

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  3. AndyDecember 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    Paul...I hear they got some job openings in the Ukraine. At least you'll get some snow...

    Buck, it makes you wonder how the Ukraine ever got independence, huh?

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Don't cuss nobody out, okay?

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