Thursday, February 11, 2010

I'm gonna be a gozillionaire!

Okay, now I am REALLY EXCITED! Just shortly after announcing my plan to sell my line of The Wrongness of The Gooble® merchandise, already an interested visitor has landed here at Andy's Place! Can you believe it? I mean, it wasn't but about an hour ago, or so...and already I'm at the #1 spot on The Gooble Search. ( beneath the pay per click losers, of course) Of course, that doesn't surprise me. After all, it does seem that I own The Gooble!

(Edited) I just discovered those ain't pay per click LOSERS, they are just ahead of me because The Gooble tried to change the searcher's mind, and send them to the WRONG place, which is nothing new for The Gooble. (End of Edit)


Click on it, and you'll be just as thrilled for me as I am. For me, I mean.

Man...I can't hardly wait to get this all set up, and those orders just come rolling in on the worldwide computer.

I think I'll buy a new F-250 Super Cab, and some new jeans! Oh man, I'm excited!

I told The Mrs. about it, and she said, "Andy, it's one of your juvenile delinquent blog buddies just messing with you. You know nobody is looking for your retarded Gooble T-shirts, you moron."

"Sure...go ahead and destroy my dream! Crush my creative mind, and entrepreneurial (sorry, I've tried to spell that thing 7 times, and the red line won't go away, so the heck with it) spirit, will ya'!"

Nope! This is going places. I can feel it!

And, btw, I know which one of you juvenile delinquents did it.

And, just remember the age-old truism, "Payback is hell..."

2 comments:

  1. What a coincidence that you are coming into such a fortune, just as I was getting ready to sell time shares in my lovely home in Downtown Benton. Yessir, right in town. No suburbs, no Lake Trash, we're talking right in the pulsing heart of Downtown Benton.
    Have your people get with my people. . .

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  2. After I get this up and running, I'm "IN," Jim. Keep me at least a couple of weeks open. I know demand is gonna be high, but do what you can, okay?

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