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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born...
Andy, there is only so much 'funny' available in Bossier Parish. The politicians have 70% of it, you seem to have 20% which only leaves 10% for the rest of us. Dammit, I want some funny too!
Andy, there is only so much 'funny' available in Bossier Parish. The politicians have 70% of it, you seem to have 20% which only leaves 10% for the rest of us. Dammit, I want some funny too!
ReplyDeleteHeh! Jim, you flatter me...but I think you might be underestimating the "funny" quotient of the pols.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I know for certain that you gots plenty of funny...more than your share.
Heh!!
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