I'm thinking of taking a part time job as a male stripper...

...I just need me a "stage name" to protect my true identity.

I was over visiting in Moogie's World last night, and reading her "Father's Day" post.  No...her Daddy was not a male stripper.  Not even kinda.

And, I came across some information about how to come up with a good "Stripper Stage Name."  (Don't ask me how a Father's Day post can contain such information...you'll just have to read it for yourself).

Now, this may have been common knowledge to many.  But, I have lead a sheltered life...and it was news to me.

I'll just go ahead on and copy what Moogie wrote.   
That just makes me think of the old test of how you find out what your stage "stripper name" is. You know -- take the name of your first pet and combine it with the name of the first street where you lived that you remember. That would make me "Maxie LeFever." It could work!

Okay, so after following these instructions, it seems that my "Stripper Stage Name" would be Elvis Douglas. Yep! The first pet I can remember was our old Basset Hound, Elvis.  And, Douglas Drive is the first place I remember living as a child.  I like it, don't you?

So, I was telling The Mrs. about this test.  She laughed like crazy.  The first pet she can remember was their dog, Sweet Girl, and the street was Lincoln Drive.  She said, "I'd be Sweet Girl Lincoln...Oooooohhhhh....and that gal be broad as a Continental!"  The Mrs. is funny.  Just sayin'...

So, ponder upon it.  What would your "Stripper Stage Name" be?

I'm pretty happy with Elvis Douglas.  I think the old gals will stuff a bunch of green rectangles in my underwear.

Maybe I'll grow some sideburns...