Saturday, July 3, 2010

Yeah, but you shoulda seen the other guy!

From The Shreveport Times:

Mark Allen Longenecker DOB 12/22/1965 Booked June 11 Charge: Aggravated assault, disturbing the peace, simple criminal damage to property, in-state fugitive.

It looks to me like he did that "simple criminal damage to property" with his own face!


  1. Man, that's a big old shiner. Funny how so many 'tough guys' end up staring at you from a sheriff's photo.

  2. And he'll prolly find hissef a jailhouse bubba who kin make him squeal like a pig ;-)

  3. I think he probably had some "assistance" with the damage to his mug. If he had been arrested in New Orleans, I'm pretty certain he would have had assistance.


Don't cuss nobody out, okay?