Hey y'all,
There's a time for everything. So lets get serious.
There's a time for everything. So lets get serious.
Church Hymns
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. From the pulpit he said, "Today I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out, "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."
The pastor hollered out, "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."
The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."
The Pastor said, "SEX." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They
all nervously began to look around at one-another, afraid to say anything.
all nervously began to look around at one-another, afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
Since we rate things at Andy's Place in Nyuks, that one gets 3 nyuks!
ReplyDeleteYeah Jimbo, I almost made a fatal mistake this morning. I told that one to Pam while she was brushing her teeth...dang near choked herself.
ReplyDeleteI second Jim's 3 nyuks ;-)
ReplyDeleteThird!
ReplyDeleteIt's unanimous - this is a 3 Nyuk post.
ReplyDeleteI think I know that lady! She sits 4 pews behind me!!
ReplyDeleteI think I know that lady!
ReplyDeleteThat's no lady... that's my wife. (1/2 nyuk)
It sure wasn't my mother...she was upset at my first baby shower because then she *KNEW* I was having sex!
ReplyDeleteMrs. Who, Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWell, church hymns are all well and good, but I always found myself much more appreciative of the church hers.
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