Sunday Morning Quarterback...our "Andy was right" edition...

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 "Andy, you were right."

Okay, so maybe I wasn't completely right, but I was righter than I've been in a long time. So, we're taking this weekend as a win.


So, let's start with what I was wrong behind. First of all, I was wrong in thinking that this crud I've got was passing.  I swear, this stuff is kickin' my fanny.  I can't seem to get over it, and yes, I am a titty baby about it all.  However, I've decided not to let it color my mood, so let's move on along...


I was also wrong about Nebraska.  I watched some of their game against the miserable 'Horns, and they looked like a bunch of clueless little boys out there.  I swear, Tarrant County Junior College would have given Texas a stiffer fight...and I'm talking the Faculty Flag Team.  Bo, you got some work to do, boy.


And, I was also wrong in thinking that 'Bama would murder the Ole Miss Rebears.  An almost 200 yard spread in total offense should have yielded a much more impressive win than the 13 purnts that St. Nick and the boys came up with.  My hopes are building that my beloved LSU Tigers can take 'em.  


I know one thing for certain.  We can definitely take Auburn, and Arkansas.  I'll swear, as much as I looked forward to that game yesterday, it was truly disappointing.  Folks, there were over 1,000 total offensive yards in that game.  And, exactly 400 kickoff return yards.  Of course, with 40 kickoffs or so, that's not too bad, I guess.


Jeepers, neither Auburn, nor Arkansas has a defense worth warm spit.  I was reminded a few days ago on The Facebook by our buddy Jim of a quote by Corch Bryant.  "Offense sells tickets.  Defense wins championships."  We can take 'em!  Things are looking better for my Tigers all the time.  The Hawgz v. Auburn game was one where I did not call an upset.  And, I was spot on with the notion that Auburn would cheat, and the refs would help them.  They always do at Jordan Hare.


Now, as I was lying there in the throes of death last night, I needed a glimmer of hope...a little ray of healing...a sign from God, if you will.  I'll tell you, there is no better medicine than to see Ohio State get stomped!  I called a Buckeye defeat at Madison yesterday, and I can say without a doubt that it was the highlight of the season for me to this point.  I hate Ohio State...almost as much as I hate USC, or Ole Miss.  Maybe even equally so.  The badgers proved once again that the morons that vote in these polls know even less about the game than I do.  Wisconsin didn't just beat 'em.  They made 'em look bad.


While the box score on that game is one of the closest I've seen in a while, it seemed to me that Wisconsin was a full step ahead of the miserable Buckeyes the whole night...quicker, sharper.  Ohio State sucks, and it's a good Saturday when they lose.  After enjoying their defeat, I knew that I would somehow survive the ravages of this plague, or whatever it is I've got.  And, I shall!


The BSCS Standings will come out shortly.  And, it's likely that The Ducks, Broncos, Horney-Toads, and Sooners will head the list.  I can live with that for now.  At least we will not be vexed with Ohio State, or USC, or some other traditional voter favorite that only shows up because of old loyalties.  Thank you, Wisconsin.


And, before I let y'all go, we MUST make note of Mississippi State's victory @ Flarda.  I have been saying most of last season, and all of this season that MS State is no longer a pushover.  Honestly, I believe that they are the best team my Tigers have faced to this point.  I was not surprised.


I'm sure that there is much gnashing of teeth around Gainesville these days, as Florida dropped their third straight game...two of 'em at home.  Paul Mitchell posted this old video on The Facebook.  It is from the Congressional archives.  Congresswoman Corrine Brown (Dumbass-Florida) took to the flo of da House to be all congratulatory of Flarda after their "BS-BCS" Championship victory over the Sooners in January of '09.


I've got a feeling that even Congresswoman Brown might be calling for Corch Irvin Meyers' head about now.  I know for sure she wishes Tim Tivo was still under center.  

Just a final note:  The Gentlelady from Flarda is obviously against a playoff.  And, with eloquent spokespersons like her against it...well, crud...we might not stand a chance.

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