Our good buddy, Innominatus
His actual words were: ..."Least Deserving to Still be Undefeated Award."
Now, without stating the obvious...that TCU & Boise scheduled Oregon State because they wanted to start with cream puffs, I have decided to grant a special dispensation, suspend the rules, and allow Oregon State the honor of participating.
Since I am in total control of Sunday Morning Quarterback (on the rare occasions it runs), I declare Oregon State shall be awarded wins in those games, added to the list, and inserted at #16
16) Oregon State
Okay, so I vote for the Beavers. Hands down. No doubt, the crappiest on the list.
I hope you're happy now, Inno. Don't bother to thank me...I live to serve.
Sheesh, Andy! Beavers don't do anything but tear up the forest! They're just buck toothed, fat, flat tailed RATS!! They should be sitting at, ohhh, let's say about maybe....120!! But 16?? Stink'n Beavers!
ReplyDeleteGo DUCKS!! QUACK QUACK!!!
(Sorry, Andy, but if you don't live in Eugene, Corvallis or thereabouts, it's hard to explain, but you probably know the deal)