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So, The Mrs. is walking out the door this morning, heading to Arkansas to visit her brother near Ozark (who I truly love, and is a great brother-in-law, btw).
Me: You takin' off?
The Mrs.: Yeah, but I've got to stop by Mama's first.
Me: What for?
The Mrs.: When Ken was here a couple of months ago, he left his toothbrush, and toothpaste, and Mom wants me to take it back to him.
Me: Good grief, I guess so! He's probably due for a brushing about now!
The Mrs.: HA! You know, I probably ought to stop by Walmart, and pick him him up a twelve-pack. Toothbrushes are awfully hard to come by in Arkansas.
Me: HA! Good idea, but be careful. I hope the border guards don't seize them. Take some cash to pay 'em off.
The Mrs.: I'll just flash 'em a little leg...
God, I love her. Have a good trip, Sweetheart!
Friday, April 15, 2011
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Moogie will NOT be amused.
ReplyDeleteArkansas 12 pack of brushes? One for each tooth?
ReplyDelete/ducks for cover
Won't 12 be 11 1/2 too many?
ReplyDeleteinno, very funny!
ReplyDeleteInno: Good pitch!
ReplyDeleteDeb: Great catch!