We get catalogs! We get catalogs! We get catalogs eeeeeevry stinkin' day!
I don't know about y'all, but we get catalogs in our snail-mail box every stinkin' day of the world (except on Sunday, thank you Jesus).
I really don't know why we get "sale" catalogs. We never buy the junk. But, they keep on sending 'em to us, so I reckon enough folks do to make it profitable for the catalog bombarders.
So, a couple of days ago, The Mrs. just busted out laughing, and hollered at me, "Andy...somebody we know MUST NEED this! It's from The Walter Drake 'Holiday Sale' catalog, and I know it will make the perfect Christmas gift!!!"
When I looked at it, I knew she was right. I mean, this is the gift for that one on your list that has "everything."
I mean, everything except arms long enough to reach their butt crack!
And, it's ON SALE, too!
I swear, I thought of that idea about 25 years ago.
But.
Never.
Followed.
Through.
The story of my life...
Crud.
Well, it seems that you can also order one for that special short-armed rotundo on your list on the computer at:
www.wdrake.com/mostretardedasswipingideainthehistoryofasswiping.
Be blessed, y'all!
Speechless. We need to find out which lending institution gave those guys any money and avoid it like the plague. Can you imagine how the "business" plan reads?
ReplyDeleteAnd, about the catalogs -- I know what you mean. I must chunk half a tree into the recycling bin every week.
I've never seen anything like it.
ReplyDeleteBut it would make a great gift for someone I know~lol
Hate all the junk mail too. My trash is full of it each week too.
It's pretty much the bread and butter of the post office business anymore.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the catalogs. It is easy to throw them away. It's the credit card application letters that I hate - stuff with your name on it making it easy for someone to get a credit card. So you can't just chunk them; you have to shred them. We get jillions of these - in Jesse's name, mine and Toby's - makes me crazy.
ReplyDeleteIt's on sale AND it's latex-free! WooHoo!!!
ReplyDeleteBag Blog: My husband does his part to keep the post office in business....he takes those credit card applications, destroys the part with our name on it and returns all the other crap in their POSTAGE PAID envelope. It keeps him busy with the loads we get and he feels like he is saving someones job at the post office.
ReplyDeleteMailin' the banks' paper spam back to 'em is a GREAT ideer, Dr. Jill. I might start doin' that.
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