Saturday, February 25, 2012

Goodness Gracious!!!


I just popped this little bitty deal in my new Sony Cybershot cammer.

So, I've never had anything with more capacity than 2GB in my old Kodak digital camera (3.1 megapixel).  I was curious as to how much storage this is gonna give me.

Good grief!  My cammer tells me that it will store 2210 photos, if shot at 16 megapixels.  3315 if shot at 10 megapixels.  And, 4793 pictures if shot at 5 megapixels.

I think I'd better set this rascal on "5."  I don't want to run out of storage space!!!  (Of course, I did buy 2 @ $19.95 each...$39.90 total, so maybe I'll set it on "10").

It also notifies me that at 1280 x 720 HD (whatever that is), I can record 230 minutes of video.  Heck, that's like...hang on...3.83 hours.  Or, I can shoot in VGA (whatever that is) for 671 minutes.  (I don't even have to make y'all wait...that's a little over 11 hours).

Dang!  I could make me a full length feature film!

I think Imma get right on that...


  1. VGA (whatever that is)...

    VGA stands for Very Gigantic Ass, which will be useful for your linkage, should you get around to posting vids instead o' pictures.

  2. If you are really interested in a full length feature film, I could sell you the rights to my life story. Have your people get in touch with my people.

  3. Okay Buck, I'm REALLY confused now. I may g-mail you for an explanation. I know you can't barely wait.

    Jimbo, that MAY just happen. But, and I'm sure it will come as a surprise to you...

    I was thinking about making a full length feature film about ME! The "rights" won't cost me nothing, and I'd get to see ME on the giant screen.

    I'm sure it will be a box office smash! I'll be all about ME, dangit!

  4. I hope it's about your light specs. That should be illuminating!

  5. Buck, HEH!

    Andy, that's a whole lotta storage. Please make that feature length video and use beautiful Bossier City as a glam backdrop for your scenes. I know you will star in it but who will be the supporting players. Will it have DRAMA? ACTION? ROMANCE?

    BTW, An announcement today of your "in development" film, would steal a lot of thunder from tonight's Oscars, you know that ceremony where they give awards to films that do the best job of propagandizing liberal views.


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