From infrequent contributor, Dr. Jill...
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180..
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2."
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
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Did you ever wander why the doctor's job is called a practice? Something to think about.
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