Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The trouble with doctors...

From infrequent contributor,  Dr. Jill...

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"135," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180..

The nurse asked, "Your height?"

"5 foot 4," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2."

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.

1 comment:

  1. Did you ever wander why the doctor's job is called a practice? Something to think about.


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