Thursday, August 5, 2010

Pastor Wayne responds...

Y'all might remember Pastor Wayne Smith, and his quest to have his beloved Yorkshire Terrier adopted by some fine canine lover like me that I posted last week.

Well, just because I was bored (and at the urging of some), I sent him a reply.

Hello Pastor Wayne!

My fahter forwarded your e-mail to me, because he knew that I was grieving over the loss of my Yorkshire Terrier, Muffin.  I could possibly be able to help you, and also your Yorkshire Terrier.

I have been thinking of getting another puppy to fill the void since Muffin passed away.  But, your e-mail, and the dire straits of your circumstances touched me.  Please give me more details.  What is the puppy's name?

Please let me know as soon as possible.

I am also a Christian, and appreciate the fact that you and your wife are on a Christian mission. 

God bless!
 Well, I finally heard back today from this Christian Missionary, Pastor Wayne Smith, who is on a mission to Africa, and who brought his dog to Africa (he must not have been there long, seeing as Angel is only 9 weeks old) but discovered that the pup couldn't be well cared for over there, and needed to return Angel to the loving arms of someone in the US. (Highlights are mine)

Thanks for your interest in my pet Andy. yeah the adoption is real,The little puppy is still very much available for adoption. This little girl is 9 weeks old he is potty trained and friendly with children he fit in the palm of your hand.she is AKC registered puppy.Adorable and sociable with great Personalities and very  good bloodlines.she vet-checked, up to date on shots and deworming,and  are health guaranteed.. All the papers will accompany the puppy,But  right now I am in Africa on a Christian mission with my wife and we have  the puppy right here with us. we are going to ship to you via express delivery on next day delivery after shipment through a shipping agent,so  if you are interested in having the puppy, I want you to get back to me with your full name, address including the nearest airport and you.

***Pup Info***
Shipping cost: Un know  until i have your Information
Pastor Wayne

Now, that must be one fabulous little Angel!  There aren't too many 9 week old puppies that are potty trained.  Must be a MensaDog or something.  Also included in the e-mail are pictures of the little Angel.  Ain't he/she just darlin'?

So, my buddy Skunkfeathers is the real pro at this, but I'm thinking that this might be an exercise worth doing.  I mean, this is a poor Yorkshire Terrier that's been throwed off in an entirely different world than she's come to know in his 9 weeks of life.

Should I do it or not?  I mean, I do love dogs, and have great respect for American Missionaries like Pastor Wayne Smith that go over yonder to the Dark Continent.

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I'm thinkin' yeah...

Any suggestions on how to best respond are welcome.

I'll keep y'all posted.


  1. "with great Personalities"? I know Yorkies have multiple personalities: cute and cuddly or paranoid and psycho.

  2. This is quite possibly the most bizarre blog-thread evah. But... Go for it, sez I. He ain't asking for your bank info or anything.

  3. Buck: He's not asking for bank info "yet." But, I'm suspecting that it's gonna involve sending a Western Union payment to Africa to handle the shipping charges. Just a guess, mind you. (wink)

  4. No offense Andy but this sounds like a scam. I have read of similar offers and have heard that it amounted to a fleecing. Be sure this really is legit.

  5. Red: Mwa...Mwa...Mwa...Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Good one, kiddo.

  6. Contact your local FBI office and bring them into the fold. I hear that most of the agents are potty trained too.

  7. I say you turn the tables and send that F---er a dog! A friggin Mastiff or something. Start asking for his address. Play with him a little.

  8. Walt, you know I actually did that about 7 or 8 years ago. I got the FBI office in New Orleans involved with a credit card theft ring that was ordering from my business online.

    This thing is a pretty well known scam evidently, even though I'd never heard of the puppy scam.

    I think I've got a good idear about how to screw around with this guy thanks to Andy's suggestion. I'm not gonna send him a dog, but I am going to insist that my own freight company retrieve the animal.

  9. He/she is an adorable puppy. I can't wait to see the pictures you post of it after you pay the freight. Which do you suppose -- Fed Ex, UPS, camel train? I hear camel trains are really expensive, so it'll probably be a camel train.

    I wonder if She/he will smell like a camel. Camels really stink, so maybe you shouldn't order the pup. But I'll bet the good Pastor would still accept a donation to his Christian Mission. Ask him for his bank account info so you can make a donation.

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