Saturday, March 3, 2012

You will tell this one to someone today. Trust me, you will...


This is one I just had to steal from Bob's Blog.  I have told it at least 7 times now, and I'll probably tell it at least 7 more.

Heartwarming Lawyer Story -

One afternoon a rich lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.  Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.


He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”  “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.  “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”  “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.


Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”  The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”  “Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.


They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”


The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.” 

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  1. Good one Andy. I'll be spreadin' this one around too. Nothin' like a good laugh at the expense of lawyers to start my day!

  2. My grass is getting a little high . . . .

  3. HEH, HEH!!! Indeed.

    I swear, I'll keep telling that one 'til Jesus comes. As Bob noted on the post I stolden it from, it's a shame that 99% of the lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

  4. Do I have to tell it again if I've already told it? Life is just SO full o' unanswerable questions...

  5. Yes, Buck! It is incumbent upon us all to pass on even really old jokes (if they're funny).

    There are folks out there that have not yet heard them.

    It's our duty.

  6. Andy, I think there must be a special room in He77 for lawyers. Good joke.

  7. This is a good one. Read it on my new fancy phone.

  8. Scooney, I don't think ALL lawyers are going to the bad place. I have one of "the good guys" on my staff here at Andy's Place. He's been with my entire family through thick and thin (sometimes VERY thin), and I'm sure he'll be with Jesus when he croaks. And, I know a chick lawyer living in New Orleans that I'm pretty sure is going there, too. FINALLY TOOK THE JUMP! Cool beans! You're gonna love it! Give it a few days of learning, and mess with it as much as possible. G-mail me if you need some tips or advice.

    You're gonna love it!


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