You will tell this one to someone today. Trust me, you will...

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This is one I just had to steal from Bob's Blog.  I have told it at least 7 times now, and I'll probably tell it at least 7 more.

Heartwarming Lawyer Story -

One afternoon a rich lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.  Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

 
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”  “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.  “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”  “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.

 
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”  The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”  “Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.

 
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.


Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

 
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.” 

Man! I REALLY got nothin'! So, give this one 30 seconds of your valuable time.

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Yeah...I've got so little, I'm down to the old "stare at the red dot on the girl's nose" e-mail trick dealie.


Sigh.


(Stolen off The Facebook from Sully).

Sigh...

Do it for the full 30 seconds.

Sigh..........

I love dogs, but occasionally I've had my weak moments...

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I gotta admit that this thought has crossed my mind.


I suck.


I stolden this video off of StopSign.

(Y'all can blame her. She made me do it).

Quick question...

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Natural occurance, or Photoshop?

Stolen riot junk.

Stole these off Theo.

London 2012!

 

 

I don't know where this happened, but wouldn't you have loved to see what the pavement did to that old boy's face?

I swear, I could watch this all day.

The Thrill Of Victory.

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Okay, I almost never look at almost 7 minute videos. I'm glad I looked at this one.


A montage of the last century of sports. Go ahead...watch it.


You'll be glad you did.


I recognized all but three little shots.


I'm getting old...

(As a side note, I'll never get tired of the Kirk Gibson tater trot).

Absconded away from Theo.  Again.

Good 'Toon...(#whatever)

Swiped off Theo

If I can figure out how to put this on my cellular telephone (which has a camera in it, too), I'm gonna do it.

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Stolden off Woody.  Just go look at it at that link, and if somebody knows how I can get it, and put it on my cameraphone, please advise.

Big doins in Dallas!

I stolden this picture of a receipt from a The WalMart in Mesquite, TX (a suburb of Dallas, which I am well acquainted with) off of my blog buddy, Sully.


Now, I can't honestly remember ever visiting The WalMart in Mesquite, but I've been to a bunch of 'em.  And, I have looked at that "The People of WalMart" website.  So, visual images of this gal are just too frightening to conjure up.

(As a side note, I think they're likely losing money on the thongs.)

Dr. Doolittle is lots more cuter than before...

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Okay, I've always heard that EVERYBODY is good at SOMETHING.


I stolden this off of Pseudo.  Again.

Liberty!

Stolen off Theo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know...

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Yeah, I know Thanksgiving Comes First, and all.

But, have you ever seen a pilgrim take a dump down a chimney?  I'll bet not!

(Stolen off Skunkfeathers.)

Ole Miss might fall for this.

Stolen off The Mayor. In fact, this entire post is stolen directly from The Mayor, word for word (almost).

There was one minute to go in the game and The Mayor’s team was down by six. The ref just finished marking off five yards on the defense when The Mayor – quarterback Mayor, that is – leaned over and yelled at the center that the ref was going to mark off five more yards. The Mayor then told the center to give him the ball – ”hiking it” in football lingo – technically starting the play. The Mayor then started to walk off the yards – as cool as a cucumber on a crisp autumn day in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan – and once he passed by the defensive line, he ran like diarrhea coming down the leg of a tourist at an all you can burrito cart in Tijuana.

And that was the day The Mayor became a man. Well, technically The Mayor became a man three days later with Julie the slutty cheerleader after they played “Ether and rag meet cheerleader’s face,” but I digress…

Les, are you watching? Les? Les?

Nyuk (#837)...

Stolen off Pseudo.

Kickoff!

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Okay, a perdiction...Tigers 21 - Tide 18.  The tiny bit of coonass in me won't let me be all mathematical, or objective, and junk.

It's in French...

...but it's only half a minute.




Stolen off Theo Spark. Oh wait, here's something else I stole off him...

Nyuk (#836)...

Stolen off Pseudonym

Nyuk (#834)...

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Stolden off Theo Spark

Those wacky Brits...

I have seen a few like this.  Some are better, but this one kinda' tickled me.

The Royal Dragoon Guards at Al Faw base in Iraq.

Stolen off Theo.

Image Theft...HEH! (#35)

Stolen off Dapper Dan...